Karstetter

A person usually orginating from a "backwoods" community ie. "the boonies".

Tend to kill, cook, and eat animals/random rodents that most of humanity would deam inedible.

"That karstetter jumped out of the woods onto route 1 chasing its still live beaver dinner"

by Karstetter john September 10, 2009

KARSTETTERED

when a person shows up to offer unsolicited and unneeded assistance and advice.
overly and annoyingly helpful.

sometimes you just want to be alone then out of nowhere you get karstettered

by chris nelson October 20, 2004

Kerstetter

A bi polar, crazy physco bitch whore.

Kerstetter is coming

by Steve Low March 31, 2009

Kerstetter

An individual with mad Steez, great intuition, and more determination and skills then anyone around them.

If I was Kerstetter, everyone would like me better and so would I!

by Imnotacrook April 7, 2009

Kerkstetter

When you get with a new person every two days nonstop and won’t admit your the problem

Dude…You see that girl overthere, she’s a total kerkstetter!

by Rashaina August 15, 2025