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Kennethy 

A handsome person!!! He’s super beautiful and charming and he never fails to make you smile. His feelings are genuine and he’ll always make you feel protected and safe.
Kennethy, I love you.
Kennethy by moonininini January 27, 2022

Kenneth Cloonan 

A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.

Kenneth Nixon 

The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
"Hey, did you meet Kenneth Nixon after the framing Hanley show last night?"

Hot Kenneth 

The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
Hot Kenneth by thesituation89 January 19, 2010

Kenneth Bone 

Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
Kenneth Bone by Ken Bone = God October 15, 2016

Kenneth Boner

A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.

If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
Kenneth Boner by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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