ken dolling

The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)

You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled

by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014

Ken Dolling

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.

omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.

by Smorefun February 7, 2023

ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

kendalling

1. Wasting time BSing, talking, gossiping or harassing with a group of coworkers during work hours.

2. Commenting excessively about the mineature size of your coworkers genitalia because you are gay and have small penis envy.

1. "There are 7 coworkers talking in one cubicle... they must be kendlling."

2. "Did you hear him comment on my package? He's so kendalling right now."

by Swena January 19, 2008

Kendolling

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"

We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.

by Meathammer November 2, 2014