Kempion 

Historic translation: Old Irish, Gaelic, "Champion".

Modern translation: American-Englsih, A brash and confident individual who is intelligent and resourceful. You probably are not worthy enough to be in their presence.

I am kempion - you are not. Prove yourself to be worthy and make a gallant friend for life or prove yourslf unworthy and be ridiculed in ways you cannot fathom.

Kempion by Kempion December 29, 2007

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Kemping 

Verb. describes Ross Kemp sticking his big, bald, fuck off head into a vagina (or anus) in order to cause shock and awe.

"Why did you just shit yourself?"
"Sorry, Ross was out kemping last night. Bastard got himself right up my arsehole and wore me like a glove."

Kemping by matt_leigh September 13, 2014

Kempinho 

The Melburnian and Australian footballing god that is Sir Matthew Kemp.

Last night, Kempinho played brilliantly as usual.

Kempinho by ninetyone9191919191 June 2, 2010

Shawn Kemping 

To show incredible promise, get paid, fuck women and duck child support, then retire fat but not forgotten for your at once impressive skill, with a sinister smile on your face, reminiscing about how you decieved, conquered, and retired rich, thus upholding the "American Dream."

I'm gonna go to this job that I hate, then I'm gonna be on some Shawn Kemping shit in 5 years!

Shawn Kemping by C.J. December 8, 2004

Ross Kemping 

To intentionally put one self into a difficult/dangerous situation for a investigative purpose.

"..Me and Matt are Ross Kemping it into the ghetto later"

Ross Kemping by dodo2night November 19, 2016

Kemping 

To masturbate to one's self in a mirror or picture.

Did you see Micah last night? The dude's so full of himself, I bet he's kemping right now.

Kemping by NotTheKemper May 31, 2011