KelcoLand
KelcoLand by daytreee 123 June 23, 2010
Words you can keep
Kelland
A female name for a woman who is responsible, powerful and can accomplish anything she sets her mind to.
Kelland by Pearl Rose March 18, 2019
Kelland
Kelland is a strong and smart man who knows how to take care of his loved ones. He makes his friends laugh and lifts the spirits of all those around him with his jovial grins and endless jokes! Kelland is a giants name, if you are named Kelland you are sure to be big in heart, stature and kindness. Being large in stature; Kelland prefers a cold climate.
Kellands make the best boyfriends with their dashing good looks and romantic gestures. Kelland tends to smell sultry all the time, even after a good sweat. Kelland loves to eat and if you want to win him over be sure to feed him!
Although there is lots to be said about a Kelland being a trustworthy lover if you don't hold on tight a Kelland may wander, as is in a Kellands nature to pursue the finer things in life. Try not to overcomplicate happiness and love with a Kelland as Kellands enjoy simple pleasures without conflict. Kelland is a very patient man and when you catch the eye of a Kelland it's hard to get away from his devoted nature.
Kellands make the best boyfriends with their dashing good looks and romantic gestures. Kelland tends to smell sultry all the time, even after a good sweat. Kelland loves to eat and if you want to win him over be sure to feed him!
Although there is lots to be said about a Kelland being a trustworthy lover if you don't hold on tight a Kelland may wander, as is in a Kellands nature to pursue the finer things in life. Try not to overcomplicate happiness and love with a Kelland as Kellands enjoy simple pleasures without conflict. Kelland is a very patient man and when you catch the eye of a Kelland it's hard to get away from his devoted nature.
Jack: "I really wish I could be more like Kelland."
Adria: "Not everyday you meet a man as wonderful as Kelland"
Lara: " Kelland seems like he would be really good in bed! ^.^"
Tom: " I'd love to have Kelland on my team!"
Yolandi: "Woah! Kelland is a giant! How does he sleep at night with such a big fat scrumptious d*ck."
Adria: "Not everyday you meet a man as wonderful as Kelland"
Lara: " Kelland seems like he would be really good in bed! ^.^"
Tom: " I'd love to have Kelland on my team!"
Yolandi: "Woah! Kelland is a giant! How does he sleep at night with such a big fat scrumptious d*ck."
Kelland by shhhhhprincess November 24, 2021
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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