KelcoLand 

An imaginary land created by homeless people in the bronx.

Dude where are we gonna get crack?
Idk lets get some homeless booty in Kelcoland

KelcoLand by daytreee 123 June 23, 2010

Kelland 

A female name for a woman who is responsible, powerful and can accomplish anything she sets her mind to.

Wow, Kelland achieved that in record time.

Kelland by Pearl Rose March 18, 2019

Kelland 

One who falls into an outhouse and as a result, dies.

Person A:Dude! You are SUCH a Kelland.

Person B: I know, my funeral is gonna stink...literally

Kelland by Incogneto April 13, 2008

Kelland 

Kelland is a strong and smart man who knows how to take care of his loved ones. He makes his friends laugh and lifts the spirits of all those around him with his jovial grins and endless jokes! Kelland is a giants name, if you are named Kelland you are sure to be big in heart, stature and kindness. Being large in stature; Kelland prefers a cold climate.

Kellands make the best boyfriends with their dashing good looks and romantic gestures. Kelland tends to smell sultry all the time, even after a good sweat. Kelland loves to eat and if you want to win him over be sure to feed him!

Although there is lots to be said about a Kelland being a trustworthy lover if you don't hold on tight a Kelland may wander, as is in a Kellands nature to pursue the finer things in life. Try not to overcomplicate happiness and love with a Kelland as Kellands enjoy simple pleasures without conflict. Kelland is a very patient man and when you catch the eye of a Kelland it's hard to get away from his devoted nature.

Jack: "I really wish I could be more like Kelland."

Adria: "Not everyday you meet a man as wonderful as Kelland"

Lara: " Kelland seems like he would be really good in bed! ^.^"

Tom: " I'd love to have Kelland on my team!"

Yolandi: "Woah! Kelland is a giant! How does he sleep at night with such a big fat scrumptious d*ck."

Kelland by shhhhhprincess November 24, 2021