A goblin who walks around with no shoes. He is allergic to water and can be found climbing along the side of buildings. He will burp and projectile vomit simultaneously randomly. He loves to cuddle with Amazonians. If you meet a Kelanu, it’s your lucky day. He’ll probably offer you money to suck his toes.
by MrFuckUrbanDictionary May 21, 2022
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