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When your brother sells all of your band equipment and lies about it. Then when you learn of the atrocity, it triggers suppressed memories of when 8 year old you walked in on him jacking off his fellow cousin and secret lover

" Man have you seen my guitar? I hope it wasn't keith'd again. I've relived enough inbred nightmares"

Keith'd by forever negative March 5, 2016

Keith’d

To get dropped from an email chain by other participants

Man, I just got Keith’d and everyone kept responding to the email chain excluding me.

Keith’d by Pseudonym1415 May 23, 2025

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keith david

Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.

Keith David is love, Keith David is life.

keith david by Mr.tay May 24, 2016

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Keith Dill

Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.

"Keith Dill."
"-cower-"

"That's Keith Dill, alright."

"I love Keith Dill."

Keith Dill by Not KeithDill April 8, 2009

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Keith Diamond Jr

A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.

If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.

Keith Diamond Jr by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019

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Keith Dent

A bald headed saint that helped conceive the individual known through his online title 'plaqueboymax'. Keith is an all knowing entity with the brain power of Megamind.

"Yo did you hear that Keith Dent was on another Plaqueboymax stream?"
"Stfu nour😂🙏"

Keith Dent by ivanityg November 18, 2023

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Brandon Keith Durham

A man packing heat, that no one else could ever compete with. He looks like a greek god, and pulls mad hoes.

Man I wish I was Brandon Keith Durham

Brandon Keith Durham by Audon October 9, 2019

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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