When your brother sells all of your band equipment and lies about it. Then when you learn of the atrocity, it triggers suppressed memories of when 8 year old you walked in on him jacking off his fellow cousin and secret lover
" Man have you seen my guitar? I hope it wasn't keith'd again. I've relived enough inbred nightmares"
by forever negative March 5, 2016
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by Pseudonym1415 May 23, 2025
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by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
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From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
by Not KeithDill April 8, 2009
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If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.
by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019
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by ivanityg November 18, 2023
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