Keister Egg Hunt 

On Easter Sunday the priest makes sure to check every alter boy for hidden eggs in their rectal cavitity.

On Easter Sunday, Father O'Brien did a "keister egg hunt" and searched every ass in the church for hidden eggs!

Keister Egg Hunt by StiffPeter1015 May 19, 2018

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

kiester-egg hunt by skippingsloth April 27, 2015

Keester egg hunt 

When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth

I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me

Keester egg hunt by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024