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Fucking gylast. Can pull anyone; including your mom and dad.
Imma try to do a Keioni.
Means I'm gonna pull someone
Keioni by Kamso October 22, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
The act of getting on it, the it in question being Ketamine.
Alright lads, i got some bangin' gear, let's ketonit!
I'm gonna ketonit till I'm in a k hole
Ketonit by Strange Man Called Seb December 25, 2016
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Keioni keoni keion kemoni keimoni Kioni keionavin Kionicio Kaioni Keiona
A very intelligent, outgoing, extremely sexy woman. She is very giving and caring but don't think she won't beat your ass. People love her eyes and smile. She can cook her ass off and she's just beautiful inside and out
Did u see how beautiful Keiona looked as always, I wish I was more like Keiona
Keiona by Footballman09 April 24, 2017
Keionna is this very cute girl that is nice to everyone. Jokes around alot unless she don't like you.She doesn't like hoes, fakes, or ratchet people. she likes to fight will not hesitate to beat a bitch. She loves ice cream, people love her eyes, bitches hate her cause boys talk to her all the time. she is outgoing never smokes always drink. she always turns tf up!! #teamfaithul #teamlightskinned #teamreal
keionna is so cute today always swagged!!

Everyone should add keionna on instagram @sit_downand_pray
Keionna by joewell April 16, 2017
Keionna is this very cute girl that is nice to everyone. She doesn't like hoes, fakes, or ratchet people. she likes to fight will not hesitate to beat a bitch. she loves ice cream people love her eyes bitches hate her cause boys talk to her all the time. she is outgoing never smokes always drink. she always turns tf up!! #teamfaithul #teamlightskinned #teamreal
keionna is so cute today always swagged!!
Everyone should add keionna on instagram @sit_downand_pray #teamfollowback
keionna by cedricboo4lyfe October 7, 2013
Kemoni is beautiful very caring and outgoing but can have a very bad attitude if you rub her the wrong way usually very spoiled they are very loyal and independent and most of the guys want her if you have a kemoni your lucky
Dude I like kemoni so much but I'm almost positive if I tell her she'll reject me
kemoni by sshylooo December 17, 2013
Keoni is a man who wakes your heart up when you thought you would never love again. He is one who has you crushing like a school girl lusting over his touch. Keoni turns every situation in to heaven. He's a protector and a protestor and if he lets you in close ...your best friend. You will love him with out even knowing him. He's the answer ...he stands behind truth and stands up to whats wrong...keoni is a friend ..and he's beautiful in everyway. He makes life good and easy. He's manlier than most men and has nothing to prove...

Origin: Hawaiian. Meaning: God Is Gracious. The name Keoni means God Is Gracious and is of Hawaiian origin
Keoni is attraction to ones internal energy ..
Keoni by Alltheway.live February 10, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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