Keep Out!

The button you’re supposed to press on UrbanDictionary.com when you see a name definition that was published to circlejerk anyone with that name.

“I saw a name definition that said anyone with the name Brad is a hot legend who is awesome, so I pressed the Keep Out! button.”

Keep Out! by Skeptykal May 19, 2020

KEEP OUT 

A pharse you say when you want someone to stay out of your room or area.

KEEP OUT

KEEP OUT by jocelyn_radcliffe June 17, 2019

Keep Out 

The button that people pushes to deny your request on Urban Dictionary.

I don't understand why they even pushes it.....

Nah. You should Keep Out

Keep Out by sinon.yknolol May 20, 2019

Keep Out button 

The button you push while editing the Urban Dictionary.

That definition was so stupid I had to hit the Keep Out button for a good 5 minutes

Keep Out button by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005

Keep It Out! 

A button you can click if theres a definition that should not be on there, but instead of using it the way it SHOULD be used, people just press this literally for no reason. If that's you, you don't deserve the option to vote.

*sees a negative definition of LPS*
"uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhh keep it out!"

Keep It Out! by PI55 September 5, 2018