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The ONLY retort against a mom diss.
"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 1, 2005
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1) An eighth (1/8th) of an ounce of weed, simply referred to as 1/8th, an ounce containing 28 grams.

2) A sport involving a gerbil/rodent like action involving running a "track", hence it's name.

3) Marks from injecting drugs on someone's arm.

4) In "Maplestory", the person you're tracking in a Party Quest, using the "/find" option.
1) Hey man want to help me finish this track?

2) Sorry can't dude, I have track after school and they're testing next week

3) Cover up those tracks, pigs may start askin'

4) The track is "Silverest"
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 1, 2005
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1) A sink like, usually porcelein, object mounted against a wall with a knob to flush ontop. Only found in bathrooms for men. Occasionally you'll stumble across a new-age urinal that flushes when the motion sensor detects you aren't there.

2) The place to put a chocolate cake.
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1)

Girl: What the fuck is that?
Boy: Urinal. It keeps me from peeing on your face.

2)

Dude: Check out that urinal. Its so clean and new.

Dude Deux: ...You're right. Lets buy a chocolate cake and stuff it in there.

Dude: Cool I'll bring my camera.
by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 1, 2005
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