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Cucumber Keepaway 

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.
I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

Kellaway Kock Kleaner 

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.
Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

reece kellaway 

Name given to kings..
Perfection, perfectionist
Known for being a generous lover, Great in bed..
All knowing.
Caring, considerate, helping person.
Life of the party.
I wish I was a good as Reece Kellaway..

Omg did you see that king.. Reece Kellaway.

That party was lame until Reece Kellaway showed up.

You want some mind blowing sex, sleep with Reece Kellaway he will make your legs tingle and your heart race all night..

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026