Kearney Steamer Boy Share definition Flag Old bald headed man with a small small dick who lives in Kearney Nebraska and loves for guys to poop on him. The Kearney Steamer Boy loved it when Hartley steamed all over his face !! Kearney Steamer Boy by Peg Boy May 27, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Kearney Steamer Boy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch