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To get 'flattened' or 'owned' as some Americans may say. In reference to Manchester United legend Roy Keane.
Oh man, did you see Frank Lampard get Keaned by Vidic?
Keaned by Hosium December 9, 2008
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A man who does not know when to shut up
Man that guys such a Keanue today.
keanue by Keanu 123 December 12, 2016

Pheasant-and-Keaned 

An unhappy rent-boy who has recently lost his crowning flower to an over-weight, cross-dressing, mincing, pedastrical, sodomitic, baltimora egg fat-cat wolf from the beep-beep city.
Awww shit I've just gone and got meself pheasant-and-keaned!

Barrmore pheasant-and-keaned lubbock rigorously.

OUUUUCH I HEAR MY DAD HAS BEEN PHEASANT-AND-KEANED!

SHIT GRAB THAT CHICKEN LETS PHEASANT-AND-KEANE HIM!

Keaned Over 

(In reference to Margaret Keane) when a person is robbed of money and/or recognition for their artistic work.
I worked a week on that painting and I only got a shitty $25 for it. Totally got keaned over.
Keaned Over by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016
To break something unintentionally
He just keaned the tv
Keaned by theleeford April 24, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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