Kazoo'd

When you're absolutely Stoned...

Dude I was so Kazoo'd this morning I made up a word on Urban Dictionary.

by BenRymer May 16, 2021

November 14th National kazoo day

National kazoo day is November 14th. Go buy or use a kazoo

Its november 14th national kazoo day

by Dumbitchz November 14, 2019

Kazoo Dick

When you are spooning with your significant other and they fart into your dickhole.

I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.

by Posepha Jrice January 2, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

dirty kazoo

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.

I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.

by Matlock503 April 18, 2010

Douche-Kazoo

A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.

I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.

by themacbear September 20, 2016

Deep kazoo

Where an individual removes their teeth and forcefully humms in another individuals butthole.

That girl is being an idiot. She deserves a deep kazoo

by Eyemacracka June 28, 2016