fauxtentious

buying & wearing knock off merchandise in an extravagent outward show, trying to appear "better" than you are to others.

What a fauxtentious bitch, in her knock off shoes and fake ass Chanel bag. She's just as broke as me!!

by matlock503 April 26, 2010

tax relief

the extra large shit you take after you find out how much you have to pay in taxes

95k to federal???, get out of the bathroom!!
I need Tax Relief!!!

by matlock503 April 20, 2010

dirty kazoo

when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.

I got three "dirty kazoo's" last nite at the Casa Diablo and a hand job.

by Matlock503 April 17, 2010