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Kaylak

Pronunciation: kay-lack

A term used to describe kayaking with a girl named Kayla. Activities while kaylaking include playing music, drinking, and fishing. Kaylaking is typically proceeded by more drinking and a romantic bonfire for two.
Fred 4: Are you hanging out with Kayla today?
Fred 5: Yes, father. We are going kayaking.

Fred 4: Don’t you mean kaylaking?!
Fred 5: Yes. That’s what I meant. It’s a beautiful day to kaylaking.
by Kaylaker August 3, 2019
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Kayaking

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.
Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”
by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020
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Flatwater Kayak

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.
1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS
by lolCKClol November 20, 2009
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kayla mae

So sweet! Great friend! Single but wants a boyfriend:) HARD WORKING!! Cute nickname for her is Kay-Mae
by Concertlover07 November 23, 2016
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Kayla Kosuga

A YouTuber who's been stuck on one million subscribers for two years now, because of how unrelatable and irrelevant she has become. Not many girls are married (or at least survived a hs relationship), can afford to take care of a baby or get an own house at 20.

All her vlogs are literally repetitive and unoriginal as many other girls post the same thing. These videos include things like "7AM Morning Routine" or "GRWM". There are millions of videos like that on YouTube. There is nothing creative about her videos.

Not quite a humble person; she constantly feels the need to boast about her lifestyle and her relationship on the internet everyday for validation, because of how insecure she is. She is also very hard on her body in the terms of strictly dieting and exercising when she is already skinny as fuck —has gotten unhealthily skinnier over time.

She needs sum milk or else she will develop osteoporosis later in life.
by anon_1_1_ August 28, 2022
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Kayla

She is beautiful girl with a caring personality. She is always loyal and cares deeply about everyone. She can be scared to show her emotions and always waits for the other person to make a move. With that she has a great mind (and is very smart ) but is again scared to say because she feels no one will listen. She will always stand by her friends and family, and never neglect anyone. She make friends quickly and is very likable. She has troubles with love because of her shyness but soon finds that special someone.She has her girl-friends but hangs out with boys more often.
OMG, i wish i was like you Kayla!
by abc.xooox March 17, 2017
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Kayla Kedziora

Girl who tries her absolute hardest to get people in trouble by starting rumors about them. Her rumors aren't even believable, she just keeps trying hardest in hopes it will work.
person 1: I GOT FIRED BCUZ MY BOSS THOUGHT I WAS A KINGPIN

person 2: God dammit Kayla Kedziora!
by sit the fuck down pink power December 9, 2021
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