Kaybiards 

The best way to say keyboards, and the most efficient way possible. According to my good friend Sara.

I like to type with my kaybiards.

Kaybiards by Plabel November 21, 2022

mashing keyboards 

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

mashing keyboards by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

Keyboardsmash 

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.

1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."

Keyboardsmash by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

keyboardsexual 

Someone who loves building or using custom built keyboards with soothing sounds. Also, feel some sort of sexual attachment to the keyboard.

Example:

You see that guy Kiro? He been keyboardsexual for awhile ever since he saw that Taeha Types .

keyboardsexual by Dr_R1ck February 4, 2022

Keyboardsmash.exec 

Keyboardsmash.exec is a project sekai wiki user. He is Tsukasa Tenma in real life and he has a mysterious cult following. He is also part of the project sekai wiki polycule.

Keyboardsmash.exec: h
Asij123 & Kagamine21: HELLO KEY I LOVE YOU!!!!

Keyboardsmash.exec by Minorinrin December 27, 2022

Kayboard 

A misspelling due to typing a near-by key instead of the intended key.

I lijed that movie too. Lol, kayboard.

Kayboard by Nali Pelu January 6, 2011

dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.

guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards

dating keyboards by Dave_Sammich June 12, 2012