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Kayben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. His personality is amazing. Kaybens are very funny too! Kayben always know how to make your heart beat a little faster. A simple kiss will have you in a daze. And lets not forget all Kaybens are freaking hot as hell; every girl wants him! Kaybens most likely have to biggest brown eyes that make your heart melt. All in all, Kaybens are the best thing that can ever happen to you!
Girl: "Who's that?"
Girlfriend:" Thats my boyfriend, Kayben."
Girl:"Lucky! I wish I had a Kayben!"
Kayben by Trouble22 October 11, 2011
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Nordic Alien body-snatchers that see the earth as a farm, and humans as the most profitable crop. They will casually “drop-in” on an unsuspecting human and take their body for a spin, much like they are test-driving a new car. Of course, if there are a few dents or scratches later, or the car was involved in a felony, that wasn’t THEIR doing. Humans are so stupid and easy to manipulate, after all.

Part of the whole “Ancient Astronaut/Ancient Alien” club that genetically modified our species for their own gain, and that are planning a non-hostile take over by just whispering stupid stuff in our ears, and occupying the best-looking and most gullible bodies and turning them into world leaders while they have wild sex and orgies, and the poor humans don’t even get the benefit of a reach-around.

Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
Man, do you see that guy over there blinking uncontrollably and telling everyone to give up their guns and get chipped like cattle?

Ah yeah, dude, he is totally a Kayeen in drop-tech. Watch your kids around him.
kayeen by Hoisin Saucy September 17, 2019
Related Words
Kayben • kayden • Kaydence • kaylen • Kaylene • Kaylena • Kayenta • kaymen • kaybe • kaybee
This is a person who knows things. She brings out the best in everyone. Her name means keeper of the keys, she unlocks the best things about us and make us shine. She is talented, very funny, and beautiful. On the inside and out. She is a real angel. She might be a bit "violent" but in reality, what you say hurts her. No matter how tough she appears. She is a real people pleaser. No matter how many times she messes up, she did not have the strive to hurt. She can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She loves God with all her heart. She is a good person.
Dude/Dudette #1: Is that Kaylen?
Dude/Dudette #2: Yes, that is her.
Dude/Dudette #3: Oh , I know her. She is awesome.
Kaylen by Blah_Blah_Blah! January 25, 2018
A very sexy gentlemen, who has a large satisfying penis. He is deffinently a ladies man. Ladies are always wanting him.
I am a model and just like Kaben!
Kaben by low to the floor October 15, 2009
Noun- A real cool cat. She's talkative and hates horror movies. She enjoys music and is so childish yet wise beyond her years at the same time. Smart, funny and beautiful are all words that could be used to describe her. She's caring for everyone sometimes to a fault. Anything she does she puts her heart and soul into and it's adorable. Has a lot of little quirks that a lot of people might think are stupid but they're really great. Kaylen is a real catch. Shes hard to find but if you can make sure you cherish her because she's the best thing that will ever happen to you.
"Kaylen is the best"
Kaylen by TommyJ August 6, 2017

Kaydence 

Let's be honest, sometimes a Kaydence can be a bitch. But she always does her best. She's a good friend (most of the time) and gets good grades. She has a small friend group of 3-4 close buds. She loves giving advice, even if you don't take it. She tries to be nice, but has no problem telling it how it is. She'll do anything not to hurt the people to loves most. She'll even bottle up how she feels about a situation, as not to hurt them. Or at least until she can't take it anymore, and blows up. Kaydence never goes below a B average, and is sort of a teachers pet. She's kind of a goody two shoes from the outside looking in. But once you get to know her, she's full of secrets. She's cute, but by no means hot, and is never single for long. Her biggest flaw is that when shit gets hard, she runs. Commitment is scary for her, unless you're totally worth it. She's low-key two faced to most peoples standards, however she sees it as 'being grown up'. She'll talk shit about you, and then say hi as soon as you show up. But Kaydence doesn't talk shit about friends, and if shes said about you then she's probably said it to you. Overall she's fun to be with and the life of the party. She's kind of quirky, or weird I'm a good way. One of her biggest perks is she laughs at her own jokes so you don't have to. Yeah, she has a lot of flaws, but once you get to know her she's worth it.
Wow, she's so damn funny, she must be a Kaydence!
Kaydence by Scarlett Rose June 26, 2018
Kaylen is a girl that is cute, nice , funny , and a good friend. Kaylen will love you with all her heart but she will be a little shy. She will away be with you. If you have a friend or a girlfriend name Kaylen don’t lose her have her in you life.
Girl:who is that
Boy: that is my girlfriend

Girl: what is her name

Boy: kaylen
Girl: oh will you Better keep her
Kaylen by Kira Lopez December 6, 2019
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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