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Katie Syndrome 

Noun. Low self esteem and feelings of inadequacy which will eventually result in the creation of a complete pushover or 'Doormat'. Katie Syndrome is caused by excessive exposure to the gloomy atmosphere and constant emotional abuse that people find themselves subjected to when confronted with a 'Katie'. The effects of the 'Katie' is stronger when the Katie is of the surname 'Smith'
That poor girl, she's suffering from Katie Syndrome
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Katie syndrome 

the act in where a person can’t spell , type , text and or talk properly it is commonly know as being dyslexic but is also classed as being a dumb fuck they will also casually misspell things and can’t be fucked to dis the failure as they are in fact also a failure. is also contagious if you spend long periods of time texting and or talking with said person
person 1: that dude really can’t speak properly

person 2: yeah they have Katie syndrome
Katie syndrome by bigdumb January 5, 2020

Katie's Lock-Jaw Syndrome 

When you worry excessively about something that, while clearly a threat, has a very tiny possibility of happening. You overthink the problem so much that you start worrying about worrying about the problem!
Man you've got Katie's Lock-Jaw syndrome, you just have to chill out and cross the bridge when you get to them.

Kate Bush Superiority Syndrome

Someone who thinks they are superior by knowing every possible fact about Kate Bush, acting angry towards others who dont.
"She screamed at me because I didn't know the meaning behind Babooshka, she sure does have Kate Bush superiority syndrome."

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026