katie holmes

Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.

Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.

by Anne-Lise August 6, 2005

katie holmes

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

by erik lervold August 13, 2005

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B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!

Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...

by LolaLola August 6, 2005

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1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

by Mona Lott March 14, 2006

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A meek twenty something year old actress (see pushover) who is currently being forced into marriage with the evil and domineering Tom Cruise. Will most likely only be remembered for her character Joey on the show Dawsons Creek, which explored teen self discovery through pathetic, nauseating monologues.

(when referring to someone acting like a door mat): "Stop pulling a Katie Holmes!"

by thepinkpanther August 28, 2005

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