Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.
by Anne-Lise August 05, 2005
(verb) to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship without the other party noticing what's going down until you are long gone.
by K_Holmes March 03, 2015
actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.
by erik lervold August 12, 2005
B-List actress who is rising to the top of the Hollywood ladder by being Tom Cruise's beard (Sorry ladies, but he is very much a friend of Dorothy's). Has two different facial expressions and a large birthmark on her rump. Claims to be a virgin, but at 26- honestly, come on!
Person 1: This person is a bad actress!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...
Person 2: Yeah, that's Katie Holmes. At least she's riding on Tom Cruise's coattails so she'll go "somewhere"...
by LolaLola August 06, 2005
by Mona Lott March 14, 2006
Katie Holmes is suck a sweetie. It's really too bad TC turned her into his fag hag to cover his homosexual fantasies of being sodomized by a 300 pound black man named Larry.
by squish squashy April 28, 2006
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