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carrotism 

Carrotism is a religion mainly believe by bunnies and rabbits. Carrotism believes the one true god is a carrot and beats all others. Many people hate it but it is out there. I know of some people who believe in it.
"I didn't know you converted into carrotism? What even is that? Time to go look it up on Urban Dictionary."
carrotism by That One Bunny February 10, 2017
Related Words

Karrotian 

An annoying vegan whom specifically eats only carrots
that orange bitch is one hell of a karrotian
Karrotian by athenalovespie October 9, 2017

karroting 

a half hearted quest for that which is knowingly unobtainable.

a minute distraction from normal life, which rewards with false sense of acomplishment.

the act of picking one person on the internet, finding out everything you can about them, and then picking someone you have met along the way to stalk next. no contact except for internet medium should be made.
once i fonud this transvestite on some webpage and wanted to talk to her so i tried to find out what irc network she went online at and ended up on efnet in channel industrial and then i asked about and ended up in channel cdc on efnet and met this guy there and then i eventually found her. i think i asked her maybe two questions since i had already found out a lot about her from various websites, people, blogs etc. but the guy i met was interesting so i started stalking him. etc.
karroting by skoobis June 22, 2005
Philosophy of kart

Obey kart

You shall be loved
Kartism is the best philosophy.
Kartism by Xkartismx June 7, 2018
The sociopolitical/economic ideology espousing a Commonwealth style republic, wherein everyone is their own representative, within a loosely united confederation of regions and/or municipalities/communities all fully in charge of their OWN affairs, so long as they do not violate Karrism's key tennets of human rights and personal freedom. Karrism was created by Chad Michael Karr.
I heard the Karrist Party is picking up momentum globally, being adopted by populist movements everywhere that cherish freedom. Karrism is a real liberator for us from our current government's tyranny.
Karrism by sea bass #2 October 3, 2019

Karolism 

When someone is against brooms and likes to be random.
You commited karolism
Karolism by mlemingshobe June 2, 2020