Term used to describe a location that is either remote, worthless or located in the Middle East. The reference to the Middle East is in light of that fact that every third country there ends in "stan".
"Drive three hours to go to a party? Where the fuck is it? Kablackistan?"
"This town is a piece of shit, we might as well be in Kablackistan."
-"My buddy in the Marines is goin overseas in a couple weeks."
-"Oh yeah? Where to?"
-"Kablackistan or some shit"
In a group setting, when someone makes a humourous reference to another humourous incident which occurred no less than three months in the past. Based on the utterance of a Mr. Karl Peters in August 2020
Nice Karlback bro! It was so fun that you remembered that joke that we shared over three months ago.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.