Kanyeaphobia

The fear of having Kanye West interrupt your speech or public presentation to express his own douche-bag opinions.

John: You have a speech to deliver! Why are you not on stage?

Ed: I can't face the crowd man...I think I've got Kanyeaphobia...

John: It's ok...I promise you that Kanye West will not ruin your speech tonight. You have my word.

Kanyeaphobia by evildonline September 15, 2009

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Kanayaphobia

The fear of chainsaws

Ever since that time she sliced Eridan in half with a chainsaw, everyone's developed kanayaphobia.

Kanayaphobia by everylalondehasitsthorns September 24, 2013

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Kanayaphobia

The fear of being misled by a crowdsourced reference website.

Kanayophia. The fear of chainsaws. -Oclulus
I heard kanayaphobia is the fear of having to double check your Internet sources - PurrgundyCat

Kanayaphobia by InterdictorCompellor October 18, 2021

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Kanyephobia

Fear of Kanye interupting your speech. This will most likely happen in front of a large audience, and he also may complement someone in the audience.

You: Hey, sorry I'm late, I just got interrupted by Kanye again while I was having my speech.

Friend: Oh, I hate when that happens. It happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I have Kanyephobia now and am afraid to have a speech.

Kanyephobia by Mlgswim December 31, 2009