Kanyeaphobia

The fear of having Kanye West interrupt your speech or public presentation to express his own douche-bag opinions.

John: You have a speech to deliver! Why are you not on stage?

Ed: I can't face the crowd man...I think I've got Kanyeaphobia...

John: It's ok...I promise you that Kanye West will not ruin your speech tonight. You have my word.

by evildonline September 15, 2009

Kanayaphobia

The fear of chainsaws

Ever since that time she sliced Eridan in half with a chainsaw, everyone's developed kanayaphobia.

by everylalondehasitsthorns September 24, 2013

Kanayaphobia

The fear of being misled by a crowdsourced reference website.

Kanayophia. The fear of chainsaws. -Oclulus
I heard kanayaphobia is the fear of having to double check your Internet sources - PurrgundyCat

by InterdictorCompellor October 18, 2021

Kanyephobia

Fear of Kanye interupting your speech. This will most likely happen in front of a large audience, and he also may complement someone in the audience.

You: Hey, sorry I'm late, I just got interrupted by Kanye again while I was having my speech.

Friend: Oh, I hate when that happens. It happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I have Kanyephobia now and am afraid to have a speech.

by Mlgswim December 31, 2009

Kanephobia

Hating the goat Harry Kane or being scared of him

I don’t want to play against Spurs I have Kanephobia

by Official Phobias July 5, 2022

kanephobia

Hating Harry Kane or being scared of Harry Kane

I don’t want to play against Spurs I have Kanephobia

by Official Phobias July 5, 2022