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i kantot you
kantot by bitchxiii April 18, 2021
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Katoon is one of the most sweet and kindest girls of them all. She is selfless and cares very deeply for others and those around her. She values peace and harmony. She is a natural beauty, a goddess! She is well-liked among everyone, although she has a close group of friends whom she keeps close.
"Kat is such a model!"
"Katoon is absolutely gorgeous!"
"She is so caring and sweet. I admire her dearly."
Katoon by Anemoia December 29, 2020

Kanto Victory Road 

1)The large strip of land between Viridian City and the Indigo Plateau.
2)The place you need to go through to battle the Elite Four.
Kanto Victory Road: Where boys and Pikachus enter and fully bearded men and Raichus emerge.
Kanto Victory Road by Fruit toast January 1, 2012
gago, ulol, whatever, mofo, yeah right
Dude 1: "Pare balita ko dinale ka daw sa pwet ni Bruno."

Dude 2: "Kantot!"

Dude 1: "Dude, I've heared that Bruno gave you an anal."

Dude 2: "Whatever mofo!"
kantot by carl_camote May 23, 2006
a word to discribe that someone is busted, or caught doing something wrong. The word also can be use to discrible a wrong spelling or a wrong pronouncation of a word.
jason: hey lets go shouping
jake: shouping ? do you mean shopping, hahaha kantoi !

andria: i'm pregnant
sarah: kantoi ..
kantoi by hairix September 14, 2008

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.
We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.
Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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