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kantot by bitchxiii April 18, 2021
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Kanto Victory Road 

1)The large strip of land between Viridian City and the Indigo Plateau.
2)The place you need to go through to battle the Elite Four.
Kanto Victory Road: Where boys and Pikachus enter and fully bearded men and Raichus emerge.
Kanto Victory Road by Fruit toast January 1, 2012
gago, ulol, whatever, mofo, yeah right
Dude 1: "Pare balita ko dinale ka daw sa pwet ni Bruno."

Dude 2: "Kantot!"

Dude 1: "Dude, I've heared that Bruno gave you an anal."

Dude 2: "Whatever mofo!"
kantot by carl_camote May 23, 2006
A great friend. A lovely human being. Their full name literally means radiant princess who owns a village; I mean is there anything more to say.
Yo! You looking like Kanti today!
Kanti by aesthetic-queen August 6, 2017
Its when you get touched ,just like in chess touch move... "pagnahawakan .. tirahin na!"
Pare KINANTOT ako ng malas..
dude i was TOUCHED by badluck
kantot by Aeonflux October 22, 2003

kantor king solomon high school 

school in redbridge known for having some of the most retarded students ever. for example, someone from this school told me that a kid smeared shit all over the toilet walls. also a teacher there was a pedo or something idk
boy 1: you know inbred steve goes to kantor king solomon high school
boy 2: makes sense, his parents are siblings
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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