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Kansas University

The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.

Oh and Muck Fizzou.
Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.

Kansas state university 

A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.

The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.

Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.

The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.

Mascot: Wildcats

Also home to thriving sports teams.
Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"

Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"

The University Of Kansas 

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.
K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.

Friends University of Central Kansas 

A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.
Hey, where are you going to college?

I'm going to Friends University.

Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?

Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.

Lol.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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