Kansas University

For those who want to get a degree rather than an education.

I could've gone to Kansas University but I already when to high school.

by Damien Miranda January 9, 2008

Kansas University

The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.

Oh and Muck Fizzou.

Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.

by yo mommmmmmmmmmma November 6, 2007

Kansas state university

A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.

The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.

Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.

The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.

Mascot: Wildcats

Also home to thriving sports teams.

Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"

Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"

by WorldLeader May 17, 2007

The University Of Kansas

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.

K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.

by mclovin69696969 April 21, 2015

Friends University of Central Kansas

A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.

Hey, where are you going to college?

I'm going to Friends University.

Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?

Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.

Lol.

by ckuf November 23, 2009