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The improper pronunciation of an American saying "Canucks".
American: "Hey look" (Points at Canadian tour bus) "There's some Kanooks (Canucks)"

Canadian: "It's Ca-NUCK not Ca-NUKE"
Kanooks by Franny Poonanny June 12, 2011
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kanookus 

Nothing in particular, but something you should not get caught in.
Don’t get caught in the kanookus bro.
Don’t put your nose in the kanookus.
kanookus by Big chungusps4 July 22, 2022
A derogatory term for a Canadian (an alternate spelling for 'canuck', presumably).
"Hey, how about those crazy kanooks, eh?"
kanook by Vernonc August 31, 2006

douche kanoosh 

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.
Man you are such a douche kanoosh
Something Jack Black would say to needlessly add weight and depth to an action. May be coupled with 'spiloosh'.
*slaps KGs hand*

JB: Kanoosh.
A reference to a butt, backside, or ass, more specifically female posterior.
A Denver man once said, "I have been from LA to New York and that is the smallest Kanoosh I have ever seen.

"Her face got straight pissed off when he said she had a small Kanoosh"
Kanoosh by Johnny hammar sticks April 3, 2010

Kanoopsies

Orgasmic pleasure between a mother and one of it's adult offspring, where the former sucks the breast while the mother strokes the shaft of the penis.
"Mommy stroked my stomach finger until the white stuff came out, then she yelled kanoopsies!
Kanoopsies by capt76 December 17, 2016
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