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The most powerful guy in existence. He is beautiful, strong, smart, wise, adventurous, ambitious, courageous, passionate and is basically a god. All girls are in love with him and his enormous penis. All men are afraid of him since he knows jew-jitsu, kung fu, karate, kickboxing and so much more. Nobody can beat him in anything.
Girl1: WOW look at Kanjo! He's so pretty
Girl2: I know right!! I want to have sex with him!
Kanjo by big boi narrow March 21, 2019
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The prettiest of the Middle Eastern/Autralian ninjas. He uses his martial arts style of the dog to steal beauty products.
Look at that Kanjo, he really looks pretty... AHH! He punched me and stole my lipstick!
Kanjo by sillysillysally March 22, 2010
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Tovo Kanjo and forward! 

Expression used to comfort person whose car got destroyed in an accident. Phrase is a combination of four words:
Tovo - misspelled "Toyo", name of the japanese tyre company
Kanjo - Kanjo is a subculture based in Osaka which is centered around Hondas and street racing on one of highway loops.
and forward! - "don't give up and go forward!"
K: Dude I took my Civic for a spin yesterday and yeeted into the fucking guardrail! My Civic is fucking ruined!

C: Mate stop whining! Tovo Kanjo and forward!

Kancolle Effect 

When search engine results show moe anthropomorphism of something instead of the historical thing they're based off of e.g. showing Serval from Kemono friends instead of the wild cat. Named after Kantai Collection a game about ww2 warships that are depicted as "mecha musume" anime girls.
I was trying to write a report on Nero Claudius but all the google results just came back with some anime bimbo from a game called fate. God damn Kancolle Effect!

Yoko Kanno 

1) Yoko Kanno is the Japanese musicians who does a lot of orchastrated music for animes such as Cowboy Bebop, Wolfs Rain, Escaflowne, Macross Plus, Nobunaga's Ambition, Napple Tale, Ghost in the Shell, and many more. It's insane how much music she's composed over the years and how better it continues to get. Most artist's music seem to decline the longer they're in the business.
1) Yoko Kanno has to be my most favorite composer of all time. She gets Maaya Sakamoto to sing a lot of the stuff she writes, and I love to hear her voice.
Yoko Kanno by Fuzzy October 24, 2004
A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.
Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!

jack kanoff 

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.
*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*
jack kanoff by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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