Kandus

An angry midget with big boobs and an even bigger attitude. She has the vocabulary of an educated sailor and manners to match

That girl with the huge tits who wouldn’t shut up she’s such a kandus
”Kandus is so loud have you ever heard so many curse words”

by Thatonebitch2021 June 17, 2018

Gatis Kandis

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

by a nub November 7, 2018

Kantus

1. a 8.2 ft. locust that has a machine pistol, ink grenades and the ability to roll out of the way of gun fire. its screeches can bring the dead back to life. kantus' have an extremly fucked up and ugly, disgusting, just putrid face!!

2. Chelsey Clark!

Tim: omg did you see that?
Paul: no what was it?
Tim: it was a fucking kantus. RUN!!!!!

Paul: no man its just Chelsey.
Tim: Still just run.
Paul: im gonna get some soup man.
Tim: okay only if you have cream of chicken.
Paul: is chicken noodle okay?

(Chelsey walks up)
Chelsey: hi guys
Tim & Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Poof dead)

by Stokes1234567890987654321 September 8, 2010

KANGUS

1. when you yeet a toy shark at someone you yell "KANGUS"

2. named after a guy called keith angus

"Tobey yeeted a toy shark and yelled KANGUS"

by professional spaghetti yeeter March 12, 2019

kankus

nasty, gross, lump, descusting.

That hair is straight up kankus

by Laur12 July 5, 2007

Kandess

Strong, kind, generous, and crazy woman.

Kandess is my favorite person ever!

by Kandicane089 December 19, 2016

Kadust

1st Definition: Something that is wack or garbage.
2nd Definition: Something that is over or finished.
3rd Definition: Sippi’s Pure Slasher

1st Definition Sentence: I bricked a wide open dunk with my takeover badge. That shit is Kadust!
2nd Definition Sentence: I was gonna play another game but it looks like it’s Kadust now.

by MiSSiSSiPPi_HeAT March 24, 2019