Kanarriso is a person usually of darker color, who often thinks they are not dark at all. Kanarriso is usually the weakest person at the gym. Usually shoots a pizza box at range and has a major receding hairline.
The most awesome girl in the world, is super gorgeous, with the lamest sense of humor. She’s smart af and has an anime with the same name as her. She will do anything for her friends and has a temper on her, but if you find that bad bitch Kanaria, you better keep her ass.
Example:
Guy 1: DAMMMMNNNN, who is that?
Guy 2: Man that’s Kanaria
Guy 1: NAH THATS KANARIA
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.