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This is a real kanban!
Kanban by Demo nj October 14, 2019

kanban me <name of organization> 

An appeal launched just-in-time to a Facebook administrator to un-ban an account from posting. Used in political discourse, the appeal is construed as a pre-emptive strike against sites that seek to prevent bloggers from posting a response against an assertation.

The blogger who cites the expression 'kanban me' is granted free passage by the site administrator to post up to 10 rebuttals and agrees to abide by a code of conduct in posting his/her response. The blogger is required to post using his/her own identity and endeavors not to defame or slander anyone in his rebuttal.

The root word kanban is a lean or just-in-time manufacturing process invented by Taiichi Ohno.
Commonly used as a hashtag expression:

#FreeMyInternet - kanban me <name of organization>!

The above hashtag FreeMyInternet denotes a movement formed to promote freedom of speech on the Internet.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012