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Drown ( I'm going to rewrite Kamal song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal. 

Drown ( I'm going to rewrite Kamal song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
Drown ( I'm going to rewrite Kamal song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo 

(1) A person can go in a kebab store owned by tough looking immigrants and say ¨Velkommen Til Kanal Dingo!¨and he will get trucked and fucking killed.

(2) It can also be used while playing bowling or poker. If a person says the magic words he will no matter what instantly win the game.

(3) And finally if you comment these words on a girls or boys instagram post, it means that you dont like horses.
(1) *walks in a kebabstore* ¨whats up you fucking paki! VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ ¨what did u say u tuna?!¨ me: *gets trucked and put into an old honda civic where a gun is put to my head* Paki: * pulls the trigger right in front of McDonalds* Me: *dies*

(2) *Me and my friend Theo walks into a bowling alley* *Theo is winning by 42069666 points* Theo: ¨looks like im going to win you fat fuck¨ Me: ¨i dont think so dood¨ Theo: ¨there is no way you can win¨ Me: well yes there is VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO!¨ Theo: ¨fuck you¨ Theo: *kills me brutally and eats my left lung after*

(3) My girlfriend who loves horses more than she loves me: *uploads a pic to her instagramprofile* Me: *comments* ¨you look amazing babe but VELKOMMEN TIL KANAL DINGO¨ My girlfriend: ¨why the fuck would you comment that?!¨ Me: ¨because i fucking hate horses you fat beaver, i hope you still lick my penis when i come home¨ My girlfriend: *sucks my peepee and bites it off and feed it to her son a of a bitch horse*

Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.
Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.
Kamala drunk by Brill71 November 27, 2024

National Kayal day!

National Kayal day is on June 27th to celebrate Kayals birthday!
It’s National Kayal day! “
A beautiful tan skinned girl with a sweet voice
who strives hard to achieve all of her dreams
and never gives up no matter how hard life may get.
That girl is like a kamaldai always working so hard.
Kamaldai by Amazing Truth November 6, 2011

kamaldeep 

Kamaldeep is a guy who is sweet , cute ,sometimes judgemental...he loves to talk , share and he is an extremely cuddly person and sometimes he becomes emotionally too cold which makes his friends wonder what he is actually thinking about. He loves to have close friends and a great family and he is a true gentleman. Guys named kamaldeep are good at heart and awesome in buttering you up...he cracks a lot of jokes and makes his friends smile ,he loves to know about others and is too sensitive so if u ever find this guy ,keep him close to your heart like a hamster in your pocket...he will love you to the moon and back and beyond...but if you hurt this guy then ur surely gonna lose a great and honest friend
Kamaldeep loves F.R.I.E.N.D.S and he does'nt share food.
kamaldeep by Minithepooh February 28, 2021