Kalua 

An amazing friend who will amaze you in every way ;) she will steal your heart before you even blink! Don't break her heart or you will REGRET IT! And if you want to catch her attention... Go for chocolate!

Kalua is an adorable little heart breaker!

Kalua by Savagebitch32 May 21, 2018

Kalua Munging 

1) Where you use the Kalua style way of cooking.
2) You kill and bury a fresh female corpse.
3) After a week of cooking you dig up your victim.
4) Proceed to fuck your fresh and warm Kalua Bitch.
5) After cumming inside of your Kalua Corpse you now have the optionof Munging the corpse.
6) After munging your victim you eat and enjoy the delicious dinner of a Kalua Bitch!!

Richie: So me and the wife went to Hawaii for vacation!
Joe: Really did you enjoy some of the fabulous Kalua Munging dinners they make!
Richie: Yeah, we had a Kalua Bitch, it was amazing!
Joe: Awesome!!!!!!

Kalua Munging by Sid87Smith October 1, 2011

kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable

2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.

kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020

Kalabe 

He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile

Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine

Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.

Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan

Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019