kalpa

A kalpa is a time unit and the term comes from hindi. A kalpa measures 4.32 billion years and is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest time unit in use.

The age of the universe is 50 kalpas.

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

kalpa

1. An indistinct measurement of time. One kalpa is the time that would elapse when one average-strengthed human with a silk cloth comes to rub a square-mile steel cube every solar earth year, turning it into a marble-sized ball.

by TheFez September 13, 2003

kalpa

a loose moose.

Lake district type moose on the loose

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.

Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch

by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020

Kalpact

Also known as MrKalpact, Kalpact is one of the most popular YouTube channels in the United States.

“Did you see Kalpact’s newest video?”
“Yeah I have notifications turned on”

by 25kRSN April 1, 2021

kalahwauki

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.

2020 is so kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky

Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki

by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020