Kalimocho

Term used to refer to a person that is beyond ripped, providing an apotheosis in human strenght and a divine body.

My nigga Santiago has become very kalimocho during summer. He has mucles on his muscles.

by koichidark68 July 26, 2019

Calimocho

noun. A drink of Spanish origin composed of red wine and cola, most frequently in a 1:1 ratio. A sweet wine is preferred over dry, the cheaper the better. For a more swift route to intoxication, a higher concentration of wine should be used. Should be consumed in large quantities in anywhere from a lax to off-the-walls social environment. Highly recommended for use in drinking games.

The 3rd floor of Taylor was playing beer die when the booze ran out, but was saved by the cunning substitution of calimocho. All parties involved got wasted.

by Tom T July 6, 2005

Kalimotxo

Drink composed by wine, Coca-Cola and sugar, also can be added licor of moor or brandy to him, delicious. Common in Spain

Yeee colega vamos a bebernos unos litros de kali!!!

by Kereck March 8, 2005

Kalimotxo rage

The result of drinking too many kalimotxo's when the drinker becomes enraged with everyone and everything around them.

Alex definitely kalimotxo raged last night- she said fuck you to everyone and then threw cereal bowls at a wall...for an hour.

by Candy-mane March 16, 2013

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010

kaioocho

Kaioocho is a girl who will beat you up if u touch her. She is beautiful but is strong.

I HATE/LOVE YOU KAIOOCHO

damn- I just got beated by a kaioocho dude

by OMG IDK ANYMORE May 23, 2021

Kalimotxo

An alcoholic beverage made with the best ingredients : Coca-Cola and red wine.

It is usually made with cheap wine directly into the Coke bottle.

A 1:1 ratio should be ok, but this may vary depending of your wine. Basically, you want to adjust the sugar level to completely hide the terrible acidity of your cheap wine.

It is commonly drank during Basque parties also called Ferias. It never sold as is tho, you have to go to the supermarket to craft your own bottle and then you can wander in the streets like a true Basque !

Ew ! This Chateau Latour is terrible !
I have some coke in the fridge, let's make Kalimotxo !

by edenroad July 21, 2021