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Strong black male, with muscular body sexy asf. Nice, funny and kind hearted , brutally honest and isn't afraid to throw hands if needed
I need a kaleeb in my life
Kaleeb by Realnicca21 March 14, 2017
Words you can keep
1.) A white boy with a abnormally small penis

2.) A fuckboy
He sounds like a Kaleeb.
Kaleeb by Mountain Dew (pie) April 18, 2016
Related Words
Kaleeb kaleb KaLee kaeleb Kaleen Kaleeyah Kleeb kaleab kaleea kaleem

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

kleeborp 

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz
Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!
Kajeeb, a term used for a squeaky voiced boy who plays Minecraft. A Kajeeb is a person who loves to use terms such as "nigger" or "bitch" to call and hurt other peoples feelings with.
Wow, I just talked to a kid who sounds like Kajeeb.
I just said things I shouldn't have said... I'm such a Kajeeb.
Kajeeb by DiamondDude May 10, 2018

Kaleem Ullah

Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)

Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)
MOSAS(MUSA) Kaleem-Allah
Kaleem Ullah is Born to Lead.
Adoring person is also known as Kaleem Ullah
Kaleem Ullah by lukyboy September 27, 2012
Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.
"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"
Kaleb by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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