Kaleeb

Strong black male, with muscular body sexy asf. Nice, funny and kind hearted , brutally honest and isn't afraid to throw hands if needed

I need a kaleeb in my life

by Realnicca21 March 14, 2017

Kaleeb

1.) A white boy with a abnormally small penis

2.) A fuckboy

He sounds like a Kaleeb.

by Mountain Dew (pie) April 18, 2016

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kleeborp

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz

Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

by Mama luigi is the terminator July 25, 2009

Kajeeb

Kajeeb, a term used for a squeaky voiced boy who plays Minecraft. A Kajeeb is a person who loves to use terms such as "nigger" or "bitch" to call and hurt other peoples feelings with.

Wow, I just talked to a kid who sounds like Kajeeb.
I just said things I shouldn't have said... I'm such a Kajeeb.

by DiamondDude May 10, 2018

Kaleem Ullah

Actual Meaning: He to whom GOD has Talked.
In URDU (WOH JIS SAY ALLAH NAY KALAM KIYA)

Wrong Meaning: He who talk to GOD
In URDU (WOH JO ALLLAH SAY KALAM KERTA HAI)

MOSAS(MUSA) Kaleem-Allah
Kaleem Ullah is Born to Lead.
Adoring person is also known as Kaleem Ullah

by lukyboy September 27, 2012

Kaleb

Kaleb - Most commonly used as a Male name. Very rare to be used as a Female name.

Any female named Kaleb should be considered a diamond in the rough.

Kaleb - Female - Description:
The most amazingly beautiful woman you will ever meet. Kaleb has a smile that can light up the night sky even on the darkest nights. Some people have even confused her smile with the sun.

Kaleb - Female - Attributes:
Kaleb is a demon in the sack.

Kaleb has a rump so firm and round you'd think it was a bowling ball.

Anyone who has ever had the pleasure of meeting a Kaleb doubts they will ever meet someone so great ever again.

Women who are named Kaleb have a fantastic personality and will go on to do great things.

Kaleb will make you smile even if you didn't want to.

If you've dated a Kaleb, you've clocked life.

"Man, did you just see Kaleb?? She soo fine!"
"I dated a Kaleb once. I clocked life"
"Is that the Sun?? Oh, it's just a Kaleb smiling"
"I think I just did a Kaleb"
"Kaleb is so hot, scientists now believe she is a major contributor to global warming"

by Trent Rodwell February 20, 2019