Kaleb G

Little gay white kid that lives in brownwood Texas. He has a very small Peepee.... very small.

Kaleb G is a bitch

by Kaleb G with small peepee October 13, 2020

Kaleb Gibson

A stupidly autistic cunt who want to burn your legs whatever the fuck that means and like to stick his belly fat inside women.

Your such a kaleb Gibson. You gay

by Dangboi444 October 24, 2018

Kaleb Gonzalez

Kaleb is a person who can be friends with everyone but he is kinda rAHhahuahqjuhuhi but he is something idk if you see this kaleb idk

Kaleb iS SUCH A PERSON Kaleb Gonzalez is him

by Kaleb Gonzalez is dumb April 24, 2024

go kaleb

to only do good, no drugs, alcohol, or unprotected sex with drunk cheap white women

dude, i decided im gunna GO KALEB with my life.

by zippy zack October 5, 2009

Kale Girl

Sort of a hipster, health connoisseur in diet and exercise, that is very crafty, extremely pretty, very practical, very intelligent and very open.

"How can Savannah NOT see that she's a kale girl?"

"Yeah, she's totally a kale girl"

by Pumas2119 February 19, 2017

Kale girls

Quite possibly the best looking girls in the world. If your a kale girl, you've been blessed with unbelievable beauty and the ability to make any man fall to his knees. Beware though, kale girls have a very scary ability to ruin a life, so watch out and try your darndest to get and stay on their good side. If you are not a kale girl, but are lucky enough to have one in your life, whether it be as a friend or whatever, you are super lucky and it is in your best interest to keep them in your life. Kale girls can be the best friends you will ever find and can be the best girlfriends too. They are loving, caring and crazy as all get out! They tend to be the loudest girls you will ever meet, and they don't care if they get on your nerves with it so don't even bother complaining. You can't help but love kale girls, they are just so darn cute. It seems though, that a lot of girls want to hate them so very badly but they just can't because they secretly love them so much and wanna be just like them when they grow up. Keep dreaming girls, it wont happen. Kale girls are one-of-a-kind. Just remember though; they're just like you, only prettier.

"I feel like my boyfriend doesn't like me anymore"

"Yea, he doesn't. I've seen him talking to one of those kale girls. There's no hope for you now."

by kjnakca December 7, 2009

Kalei Gay

Girl named Kalei, she's pretty gay and it probably runs in the family. She'd be super hot is she was straight. Total Crackhead.

"Kalei Gay just snapped me."

by ur mom is mines December 7, 2021