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kalabaw ta'e 

A semi-tagalog term meaning oxen shit. Closely related in use to bull shit.
Used to point out a bluff or a nonsense remark.
Pronounced: Call-Uh-Bow Tah-Ay
That is Kalabaw Ta'e!

HE said you couldn't go in? That's kalabaw ta'e!
kalabaw ta'e by Pogi Number 4 July 16, 2005

tae ng kalabaw 

Jessica please believe me when I say tae ng kalabaw.
tae ng kalabaw by Jhuday December 27, 2020

kalabari 

A kingdom of the Ijaw sub group in Rivers State Nigeria it is headed by an Amayanabo. The Kingdom was founded in 1882 and still exists. it was founded by chiefs of Kalabari town (Elem Kalabari) it was founded by Chief Young Briggs, Chief Ekine Manuel, Chief Otaji, Chief Owukori Manuel, Chief Jack, Chief Young-Jack, Chief Boy Whyte, Chief Black Duke, along with their people they created the first town of the Kingdom which was called Abonnema.
He is from Kalabari
kalabari by @bobmanuel_g August 15, 2019

Kalabazooloo 

An expression used after kissing a really fat girl drunkenly at a party
"*Kiss, Kiss* Whooooah, Kalabazooloo"
Kalabazooloo by Jon Baker January 7, 2008

Kalabazoo 

1. (Noun) Losers who eat shower curtains.
2. (Verb) An action involving losers running in circles.
3. (Noun) A game involving 6 losers, an angry girl, a tennis racket, and a sock.
4. (Noun) Random anything
5. (Noun) A piece of candy only found on Mars, Pluto, or Neptune.
6. (Noun) A loser who plays a guitar, eats a corndog, eats only lemon salt water taffy, and sits on a trombone all at the same time.
1. Why is that Kalabazoo eating our curtains?
2. Look at us Kalabazooing!
3. Uh-Oh, I didn't know we were playing Kalabazoo!
4. Wat a Kalabazoo!
5. Look, fellow Martians, a Kalabazoo!
6. What is that Kalabazoo doing?
Kalabazoo by Flapdoodle1112 June 30, 2009

kalabahana

Nonsence.... when you run out of things to say
oh well i don't know if you should go there.... i don't well KALABAHANA!!!!
kalabahana by Sonya September 12, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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