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The name of a pathetic teen boy who is in everyway inferior to his peers.
Haha look at Kai Wei, he's such a loser
Kai Wei by Connor bastard October 26, 2019
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A male suffering from satyriasis who is lost in the 80's and constantly uses l33t and German jargon to the annoyance of other people. Also saves gas by longboarding ;]
- "Kai-Wei get your longboard out of my trunk."
- "That's what she said."
kai-wei by loco4boba January 23, 2009
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Joven Chan Wei Kai 

is a person who always take the L in Valorant but sometime get a Dub every 1/5 times each game. He is a person who is stuck in Diamond 2, he sometime reach Diamond 3 but go back down to Diamond 2. But if he Lock In, he can achieve great things it's just once he finally feel the power of Griddy, he can finally unlock his full potential of MUI but he will get clap by Beast Gohan.
Joven Chan Wei Kai: Ima LOCK IN!!! (Lock in music plays)
Friend: Aite show me
Joven Chan Wei Ka: "Dies in game" nvm
Friend: Damn you got clapped hard maybe next time I guess
Joven Chan Wei Ka: Thats it BIDENNNN BLASTTTT
Friend: wait no you doom us all (The whole universe destroyed except for Beast Gohan)
Joven Chan Wei Kai by Curseurmom March 24, 2024
a guy who does not realise how important friendships are.

always looking out for times where he can sabotage you
better to stay clear of kaiweis when looking out for good friends

kaiweis when looking out for good friends
damn, that guy is such a kaiwei he’s so mean!
kaiwei by Wcong February 11, 2019
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