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A male suffering from satyriasis who is lost in the 80's and constantly uses l33t and German jargon to the annoyance of other people. Also saves gas by longboarding ;]
- "Kai-Wei get your longboard out of my trunk."
- "That's what she said."
kai-wei by loco4boba January 23, 2009
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The name of a pathetic teen boy who is in everyway inferior to his peers.
Haha look at Kai Wei, he's such a loser
Kai Wei by Connor bastard October 26, 2019
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Joven Chan Wei Kai 

is a person who always take the L in Valorant but sometime get a Dub every 1/5 times each game. He is a person who is stuck in Diamond 2, he sometime reach Diamond 3 but go back down to Diamond 2. But if he Lock In, he can achieve great things it's just once he finally feel the power of Griddy, he can finally unlock his full potential of MUI but he will get clap by Beast Gohan.
Joven Chan Wei Kai: Ima LOCK IN!!! (Lock in music plays)
Friend: Aite show me
Joven Chan Wei Ka: "Dies in game" nvm
Friend: Damn you got clapped hard maybe next time I guess
Joven Chan Wei Ka: Thats it BIDENNNN BLASTTTT
Friend: wait no you doom us all (The whole universe destroyed except for Beast Gohan)
Joven Chan Wei Kai by Curseurmom March 24, 2024
a guy who does not realise how important friendships are.

always looking out for times where he can sabotage you
better to stay clear of kaiweis when looking out for good friends

kaiweis when looking out for good friends
damn, that guy is such a kaiwei he’s so mean!
kaiwei by Wcong February 11, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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