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Kai Ann; a goofy ahh girl who likes school more than summer. who likes school more than summer? welp, she does. she claims it’s boring and there’s nothing to do, while at school she can get out of the house every day and see the people she loves. she can be silly and funny all the time, (mostly from eating too much cotton candy) but she’s not that crazy when it comes to cotton candy. she obviously has feelings and emotions, but when she’s mad, she can be kinda mean… but that doesn’t change how she feels about you. she would still be crazy over you even if you just ripped her favorite t-shirt that she tie dyed in the 4th grade, but she’d be super angry at you. and when she’s sad, she gets upset very easily, i mean she cries when she can’t get her contacts in for the day, who cries when their mad? welp, she does. but she is a super good friend, she can cheer you up when your sad, she can make you laugh when your quiet, and she can even hype you up when your going to beat a bitches ass! get yourself a Kai, but make sure she doesn’t get cotton candy crazy.
girl: “dude your so funny!”
Kai Ann: “huh?”

girl: “oh uh… goofy ahhh”
Kai Ann: “oh thanks hahaha”
Kai Ann by kaiann_f July 30, 2022
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A sexy person that cares about everyone. She loves to help people sometimes she talks about homicide but she is always the most amazing person.
OMG! Did you see Kaianne his so cool.
kaianne by Beyoncemclaurin May 16, 2019
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Kaianna is a loyal generous person, she is a fun person to hang out with. But dont get on her bad side she will come back fighting. Kaianna is a fun a lovable friend to be arounf
Kaianna went to the park.
kaianna by Sally May May 4, 2018
The 5th state of matter in which everything EXPLODES due to its awesomeness. you can't touch it, hear it, see, it, smell it, dance with it, eat it, or make funny farting noises with it. it doesn't work. Be sure to feed your Kaian LOTS of chicken hats with salsa. It will give you amazing super powers, better than the fantastic 4 and SuperMan and Batman COMBINED. It can't any better you say? WELL THINK AGAIN. The Kaiann works just like MIGHTY PUTTY!! Yeah, its awesome becuase Billy effin Mayes sold it. End of story.

Not really!! The Kaiann is also a great thing to feed to llamas if you want them to explode from the inside out and turn into a gaint black hole that while certainly bring the end to the human race. It makes a pretty awesome kids toy too! Just give the Kaiann some cheese and it will start shaking like crazy...which makes it another kind of toy also......

Not to be confused by the Chili Version! The Kaiann is 100 times better!!!

KAIANN = EPIC WIN.
That's a Pepper just like Kaiann.
Kaiann by mango_blue January 8, 2010

Kaiånny 

The most sweetest girl, funny,kind, loud, sensitive. Loves to dance and move around.
Dang, Kaiånny is so good at dancing. Them arm movements tho.
Kaiånny by Mattxkatie04 March 23, 2017
Kaianni is very beautiful and Kaianni Is a very sweet person she can be rude sometime but she is a good person to talk to. She is a respectful person. Shes a great person to be friends with. Shes a good bestfriend and she will love you. A kaianni can not sing at all. Shes a very beautiful person. BE FRIENDS WITH A KAIANNI. She is very nice if your nice to her if your rude shes rude back
You need a kaianni in your life
kaianni by Jocelyn vargas February 10, 2019
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