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The kind of guy who likes to fuck pillows very hard in dark places.
Person: I was trying to sleep yesterday but I had to Kaelmon'd my pillow first.
Kaelmon by ILikeTrainsasdf August 30, 2017
Words you can keep
Smexii, Goregous, Sweet and Sensitive. Nice but also sassy, Definetly Classy and got a nice Assy!
Kaelon you is so goregous!
Kaelon by LiLMizzMysterious1 January 7, 2010
Related Words
hot sexy and gets girls named brooke
Kaemon is soon to date brooke
Kaemon by nick ffresh October 28, 2019
Kaemon is a cute caring for person he has too much of a big heart and will give anybody second chances but don’t get on his bad side because he will FUCK you up
Kaemon by Taco4x August 17, 2019
he is so hot and sexy and gets girls named brooke
Kaemon is soon to date brooke
Kaemon by nick ffresh October 28, 2019

The kaemon 

A kaemon is someone who is really bad at a game and people try to imitate him
The kaemon is when someone is bad at a shooter game and sprays and preys eg: "I'm going to do the kaemon"
The kaemon by Dragondevl March 19, 2021

kaemonandana 

A word to describe to love birds that will not admit they love each other
omg, look at those kaemonandana's they are sooo cute together
kaemonandana by Kanna19 May 15, 2019
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