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Kaelmon
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The kind
of guy who likes to
fuck pillows
very
hard in
dark places.
Person: I was
trying to sleep
yesterday
but I
had to
Kaelmon'd my pillow first.
by
ILikeTrainsasdf
August 30, 2017
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