Definitions by ILikeTrainsasdf

Kaelmon 

The kind of guy who likes to fuck pillows very hard in dark places.

Person: I was trying to sleep yesterday but I had to Kaelmon'd my pillow first.

Kaelmon by ILikeTrainsasdf August 30, 2017

K9999 

The kind of guy who eats poop.

Person1: That guy is a total K9999
Person2: Yeah, he definitely likes his shit.

K9999 by ILikeTrainsasdf August 30, 2017