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A newbie with a profound sense of self accomplishment, who went put to the test will immediately get pwned-A Combination of the words Knob and Noob.
Shame you died, after saying you were great
You Kanoob
kanoob by Kevin patterson December 16, 2007
Related Words
using a dick or dildo and pushing it through multiple women's boobs kabobbing them
Friend: wow I got my first boobjob i'm so proud

Me: well I just kaboobed your mom and sister last night

Friend: I don't have a sister...
Kaboob by skech-a-doodle August 8, 2019
Some obese guy that screws forehead
Hey look it's a kuanoob
kuanoob by jj8dj October 31, 2019

Kanoofus 

The chief of the gooftroop, can't get right. Epitome of a goofy, has no knowledge of general rules of conduct.
We had to 86 that kanoofus off the block.
Kanoofus by Ghettolot August 28, 2018
Same meaning of "knob" but said differently to produce a different emphasis
Example: "Hey Steve you kanob"
Kanob by Dick Cheese June 5, 2005

Kanoodlebird 

People engaging in excessive cuddling the public simply does not need to see. Like birds in mating season.
All right you kanoodlebirds get off of each other right now or you’ll both have detention.
Kanoodlebird by Misterlady March 23, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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