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Kirsty is a person of unparalleled brilliance and beauty. She lights up a room with her smile, and her presence is comforting, and strengthens all those around her. She has a great sense of humour and wit, and everything she says and does is done to perfection. She tends to be on the shy and modest side, but when she opens up, she is not only interesting, but kind and caring. When she smiles at you, you gain this sense of protection, ad you know that nothing can possibly go wrong. Her beauty shows not just outside, but inside as well. If you are ever lucky enough to befriend such a person, never let her go, because you will find that there is nothing that can even come close to matching her perfection. She is a marvel, and you will find that she will change you for the better. When you embrace a Kirsty, never before will you have felt so right, so cared for. Being with a Kirsty brings you nothing but happiness, and every moment away from her is agony. If you ever find yourself in love with a Kirsty, don’t be afraid to admit it, because it is the greatest feeling a person can experience :3
This girl is perfect, she must be a Kirsty...
Kirsty by MyNameMeansDirt:) September 25, 2011
the most perfect, cute, beautiful, and sexiest woman on the planet, with brains, and a amazing personality. her smile and laugh could light up a room
"i wish my girlfriend was a kirstyn"
"man, shes such a kirstyn"
Kirstyn by chuck ramsay June 6, 2009

keirstyn 

Beautiful girl, usually an awesome kisser. Most Likley has a rockin' body, and is super hot. Not to mention gorgeous
She is so pretty, she must be a Keirstyn
keirstyn by love_pink13 December 30, 2010
Kirsty (kə sti )

Noun

A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.

To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.

Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Person One: "Who's that beautiful girl who just tripped over her own feet?"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
Kirsty by LexiconDoctor July 3, 2016

Kirstyn :) 

A girl who is confident, yet unsure. She is a girl who is serious yet silly at sometimes. Kirstyn is a girl who loves to have fun and is lucky if you are her friend. She is a great friend, also loyal. she has many dark secrets but is also very open to the world. she is very sweet and innocent but is aggressive when needed. she is a girl who deserves guy who will treat her with respect.
wow, now that girl is a Kirstyn :)!!
Kirstyn :) by koolk April 25, 2009
Kirsty is smart beautiful and knows how to have fun, but gets confused by difficult situations, she loves to dance,read and cwtch when the time is right, she dislikes public affections but if she likes you enough you might be lucky to get a kiss, she smells awesome all the time and you can't but help smell the pillow after shes gone.
Kirsty does the best cwtches they are awesome !!!!
Kirsty by H.R The one and only October 3, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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