Short for Kendu Stick Master LXV. KSMLXV was born of a dragon and a geisha way back in 1985. He comes from a long tutelage of Kendu Stick Masters all the way back to Kendu Stick Master I. No one knows the circumstances under which he became the current Kendu Stick Master, but suffice it to say that many people were made headless on the journey. It's kinda like Highlander, but with kendu sticks.
g1:Did you see KSMLXV?
g2: no
g3: oh nevermind KSMLXV: (decapitates g1 and g2)
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"