KOA

KOA is a national "camping grounds" that is anything but real camping. Defined by metal fire pits (above ground) and planted trees (nothing natural) usually having sites within 15' of one another, eliminating any chance of a true camping experience. The signs are yellow with an "X" man with KOA below printed... Stay away unless you are over 50 years old and own a RVl

"Damn dude, that X KOA must stand for eXcitement Killed On Arrival!"

by val3ntin0 July 4, 2009

KOA

A campground that is filled with bougie ass people that travel in their RV's, usually old geezers or lesbian couples. These people can never be satisfied and will bitch and moan about the stupidest things. On rare occasions there are nice people that stay here.

"Its a great day at the KOA, how may I help you?"
"Is this the KOA?"

by Richardpickledick April 23, 2017

KOA

King of awkward; pertaining to a very awkawrd situation

"When Jason came up, it was straight koa"

by Ramseybadawi April 19, 2007

Koa

The true meaning of this word is warrior. Those who get this AWESOME word as their name are cool, crazy, fun people.

Ku ikaika na koa.......the warriors stand strong.

by yuknome January 7, 2010

Koa

sexiest man alive, will prb steal yo hoe in o.25 seconds

damn he just koa"d him

by kwibbis November 28, 2019

Koa

A fit boy.Who is called Koa. He is also tall and cute.

Wow! He’s a Koa

by Tielerthecreat0r May 27, 2019

Koa

the hottest person alive, they’re so sexy

“yo Koa is so hot omg “

by biggbooty March 26, 2021