koalafications 

( Named after the koala bear): To you as a male the exact characteristics that make a girl datable and/or bedroom material.

You meet my my koalafications, lets grab a drink and date.

koalafications by Uncle Dimma February 27, 2017

koalafications 

Refers to da degree dat someone is knowledgeable/certified in discussing/handling matters regarding those furry gray marsupials who absolutely love their eucalyptus leaves.

Anyone who thinks dat da cute Australian tree-dwelling herbivore wif big brown eyes and fluffy-tufted ears is actually a member of da bear family instead of being related to kangaroos clearly does not have proper koalafications.

koalafications by QuacksO May 15, 2020

koalafications 

(Named after the cute and cuddly koala bear): to you as a male, qualities that make a girl datable and/or bedroom material

Boy: Helen you meet my koalafications atm.Let's grab a drink

Helen: what does koalafications mean?

Boy: it means, lol, lets grab a drink and see if we'll date?

Helen:okay

koalafications by Uncle Dimma February 27, 2017