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KOA is a national "camping grounds" that is anything but real camping. Defined by metal fire pits (above ground) and planted trees (nothing natural) usually having sites within 15' of one another, eliminating any chance of a true camping experience. The signs are yellow with an "X" man with KOA below printed... Stay away unless you are over 50 years old and own a RVl
"Damn dude, that X KOA must stand for eXcitement Killed On Arrival!"
by val3ntin0 July 5, 2009
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